Executed by the State
Crushed by a Steamroller on My 53rd Birthday
Punctured Jugular
Poisoned by Relatives
Hurtled from a Helicopter into a Speeding Train
Disemboweled by an Orphan
In Bed Surrounded by Loved Ones
Choked on Multi-Colored Scarves
Hemlock Gin and Juice
Collateral Damage in Gang Turf War
Eviscerated Post-Coital by a Six Foot Mantis
Butchered in Burbank
Robot Chicken's ATM Christmas Special
Papercut to Aorta
Caffeine-Induced Aneurysm
Eaten by Cats
Botched Jewel Heist
Robot Fight Accident
Choked on a Bottle Cap
Immortal
