Rule #58: Avoid The Douchemobile
Rule #77: Don't Blow The Bubble
Rule #8: Timing Is Everything
Rule #605: You Can Go Home Again
Rule #72: Embrace Your Inner Prom Queen... But Not Too Much
Rule #25: Beware the Second Chance
Rule #14: No Means...No
Rule #79: Labels Are For Canned Goods
Rule #81: There's No Crying in Porn
Rule #36: If You Can't Stand the Heat, You're Cooked
Rule #118: Let Her Eat Cake
Rule #876: Everything Does Not Happen for a Reason
Rule #59: Happily Ever After Is an Oxymoron