Rule #23: Never Lie to the Kids
Rule #174: Never Trust Anyone Who Charges by the Hour
Rule #47: Always Take Advantage of "Me" Time
Rule #426: Fantasyland: A Great Place to Visit
Rule #21: Leave Childishness to the Children
Rule #33: When in Doubt, Run Away
Rule #67: Don't Kill the Princess
Rule #17: Ask the Answer Lady
Rule #32: F-you, Rob Frumpkis!
Rule #3: Don't Stand in the Doorway
Rule #46: Keep the Holidays Low Key
Rule #92: Don't Do the Crime If You Can't Do the Time
Rule #101: Know When It's Time to Move On
