Audrey Hepburn and a Jalapeño Pepper
Pop Pop and a Puma
Goat Yogurt and Ample Parking
Twirly Flippy Men and a Dirty Bird
Fake Bacon and a Plan to Kill All of Us
Wile E. Coyote and a Pretentious Douche
Pork Butt and a Mall Walker
Hot Butter and Toxic Narcissism
Tuna Florentine and a Clean Handoff
Higgledy-Piggledy and a Cat Show
One Tiny Incision and a Coffin Dress
Silly Frills and a Depressed Garden Gnome
Dammit Sandra and Viking Ancestors
Cheddar Cheese and a Squirrel Circus
Somebody's Grandmother and the A-List
Judy Garland and a Sexy Troll Doll
Beef Baloney Dan and a Sarcastic No
A Judgy Face and Your Grandma's Drawers
Texas Pete and a Parking Lot Carnival
Big Sad Eyes and a Antique Hot Dog
