The First Guy To Ever Vandalize
The First Guy To Ever Report The News
The First Guy To Ever Discover Laxatives
The First Guy To Ever Drive A Taxi
The First Guy To Ever Use Figures Of Speech
The First Guy To Ever Take A Hostage
The First Guy To Ever Get Fired
The First Guy To Ever Own A Bird
The First Guy To Ever Be Superstitious
The First Guy To Ever Quit His Job
The First Guy To Ever Trick or Treat
The First Guy To Ever High Five
The First Guy To Ever Make A New Year's Resolution
