The First Guy To Ever Open A Restaurant
The First Guy To Ever Hold Up A Lighter At A Concert
The First Guy To Ever Make A Friend
The First Guy To Ever Have A Home
The First Guy To Ever Swim
The First Guy To Ever Play Tag
The First Guy To Ever Get Drunk
The First Guy To Ever Get Ripped
The First Couple To Ever Get Married
The First Couple To Ever Get Divorced
The First Guy To Ever Celebrate A Birthday
The First Guy To Ever Rob A Bank
The First Guy To Ever Be King
The First Guy To Ever Eat Dessert
