Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
We Called It Mr. Pinky
Hi, Mr. Horned One
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
That Voodoo That I Do Do
Madame and Her Special Friend
Something Salted and Twisted
Santa's Village of the Damned
That Special Tug
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
My Tongue is Meat
Ergo, the Booty Call
The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
And the Plot Moistens
Just Once with Aunt Sophie
Arguments for the Quickie
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
