The Baby Got Tetanus While I Got the Pulitzer Prize
Hag 'n' the Hound
I Look Like Feline Elvis, Don't I?
It Was a Freudian Swipe!
Dinner Is Like a Nighttime Version of Breakfast
I Can Read, Can't I? Isn't That Enough?!
That Is Not How You Start Any Meal, Ever
Those Are Ocean Farts
Soap Up My BBs
You Added Lint to Our Dryer Filter
A Lady Never Does
You Look in the Mirror and See a Disgusting Zoo Animal
It's Going to Stink in Here When You Get Back
Puberty Has Wrecked These Kids
No One Asked About Your Medals
