The Phantom of the Open Hearth Lives -- Somewhere in Indiana
...One Man's Version of Heaven Is a Super Howard Johnson's with 28 Flavors and No Lines for the Rest Room
...The End of an Era -- Riding the 'City of Los Angeles' on Its Last Journey Across the American West
A Bunch of the Boys Were Whooping It Up at the Malamute Saloon
There's More to Life Than a Hostess Twinkie
And the Bad Guys Are Back on the Shore, Shaking Their Fists
The Perpetual Swish of Windshield Wipers Is the Soundtrack of Our Lives
It Won't Always Be This Way
...From Its Golden, Ice-cold Depths Come the Echos of Lost Battles, the Sound of Ancient Victories, the Noise of a Million Ball Games
I Might Even Snag One for Old Ahab Himself
When There's No Place to Go But Up
Like All Great Inner-Tube Specialists, He Finally Made the Classic Mistake
Make School or Die
